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  • Do I go back to school… Am I completely bonkers?

    Do I go back to school… Am I completely bonkers?

    With a new year staring me in the face, the sun shines, and the garden beckons enticingly. So why, more than twenty years after completing a Bachelor of Health Science, and nearly forty years after studying Drama at Tas Uni, am I contemplating going back to school, again?

    Am I completely bonkers? Well quite possibly – in both senses of the word. A little bit insane, and also incredibly excited!

    I love learning, and since my BSc I’ve spent many hours researching, and attending post grad courses. But I was never driven to return to tertiary education or anything involving a longer commitment. I was absolutely, completely and one hundred percent sure that those days were over.

    That was until I took an early retirement from practice (thanks Covid), and started writing again.

    In the past two years I’ve been soaking up as much information as I can, through any opportunity that’s been available. The most influential being my Mountain Ash Chapter writing group, and the knowledge and guidance of my mentor Elissa McKay.

    So, it was with trembling hands that I opened the envelope from Faber Writing Academy at Allen & Unwin to find that I’d been accepted for the Writing a Novel course in 2024. Ok, so a bit of poetic licence here. Of course there was no envelope or trembling hands, but a happy email saying the same. It’s not 1987 anymore.

    I’d be lying to say the only feeling is excitement. There’s trepidation, uncertainty, flat out fear of failure and naturally that old writer’s friend- imposter syndrome.

    But our time here is brief. And whilst I love my peaceful existence amongst the trees on our little mountain, working towards homesteading with the chickens, bees, fruit trees, herbs, veggies, bee pollinators, crafting, pottery, and husband man, the Mopsies, the dogs, the bunny, and Luna the Miracle Cat, there may possibly be more to eke out of this life.

    So, do I relax and enjoy my retirement, or take this crazy, late opportunity to live my third life?

    Find out more about Faber Writing Academy at Allen & Unwin here.

  • Can My Life Please Remember It’s NANOWRIMO?

    Can My Life Please Remember It’s NANOWRIMO?

    It’s coming to my attention that my life is not understanding the concept of NANOWRIMO.

    National Novel Writing Month, is held every November. NOVEMBER! Seriously?

    Every year I say I’m going to do it. All you have to do is write 1,667 words a day, to reach 50,000 words in a month, and kick start your novel. Yes, I can write 1,667 words in a day. No worries. I like to do a writing sprint, or vomit draft. But can I keep doing that every day for a month?

    This November has also bought me back to painting. No, I know you’re thinking an artiste like me would be painting some gorgeous canvases, some lovely artistic pictures. But no. I’m actually the worst artist you may have ever seen. I’m talking about house painting. Back on the tools, as the tradies say.

    I’ve somehow been an unofficial house painter since I was about fourteen years old. Growing up on a farm, there’s always something that needs painting. School holidays are long and remote. Child labour is cheap.

    I think I’ve painted nearly every house I’ve lived in since, except that short term rental in Newmarket. So whenever I’m painting, inside, outside, decking, furniture, window trim, doors, ok you get it, it always makes me think of my father. It was the most time we ever spent together. A frequently distant relationship, given a much needed boost from the physical closeness of working together. My father taught me everything I know about painting. Such as, a stick picked up off the ground is perfectly suitable to stir your paint. Don’t worry about cutting in around light switches, just paint over the top of them. Don’t need to waste too much time filling gaps, just load up your brush and fill them with paint. And, somewhat more useful, how to cut in around windows without having to spend ages applying painters tape. Some of this advice I’ve taken to heart and some I’ve let go of. Mostly the stick, I’ve let go of the stick.

    And so, here I am painting half the house – lower half, not like some weird vertical half – along with Husband-Man, who is an expert now after working for a week with Old Bill the cashy painter. To say there have been no disagreements would be false. But then our song “Islands in the Stream” comes on our tradie play list and we remember that “we rely on each other, huh ahh, From one lover to another, huh ahh” and then everything is alright.

    So what is the point of this rambling, you ask? Well back to NANOWRIMO. The point is, as much as 1,667 words sounds exceedingly doable, life still goes on. The garden is coming to life and needs much attention, kids need lifts, clothes need washing, food needs cooking, err you really don’t want to see my bathroom! And house renovations wait for no man, or woman, to sit writing 1,667 words a day.

    I’ll try to keep writing when I can, and we’ll see what happens. There’s definitely some exciting things brewing in my writer brain. And there’s actually no laws that say everything has to be written in November. The northern hemisphere is hunkering down in preparations for winter. But here on the mountain it’s all happening.

    There is no need to point out the irony of the words I’ve typed here. Thank you, I’m aware.

    To find out more about NANOWRIMO click here https://nanowrimo.org/about-nano.

  • Why Won’t They Teach Touch Typing in School?

    Why Won’t They Teach Touch Typing in School?

    Did you have typing classes at school? I did. I thought it was a ridiculous waste of my time. I was never going to become a secretary, which is all we thought it was good for.

    I wanted to be an actress, an architect or an airline pilot, in that order. No typing necessary.

    Little did we know, some ten or so years later, thereโ€™d be an invention that would change the world as we know it. The computer.

    Suddenly everyone was a typist. Except they werenโ€™t. The Two Fingered Hunt and Peck was the favoured technique amongst office staff not trained for secretarial roles.

    But the biggest increase in use of the keyboard came with the introduction of the mouse and drop down menus. Now everyone was in on this typing caper, including the executives. It meant they didnโ€™t need to know that Alt + F4 will quit WordPerfect. Just wave the mouse around for a few minutes, hunt and peck and voila, youโ€™ve got a document. Donโ€™t mention that they didnโ€™t understand all the protocols of paragraphs, spacing, creating indents and lists and such.

    It became unnecessary for anyone to learn to use the keyboard. And by this, I mean touch type. Fingers on the keyboard and working independently. You can be reading one document and typing it out without looking at the keyboard. 

    Iโ€™ll admit, Iโ€™ve made the mistake in the past, of mentioning the advantages of touch typing. Iโ€™m here to tell you;ย 

    Donโ€™t do that. It never ends well.

    โ€œNo!โ€ they will cry, โ€œI can type really fast!โ€

    โ€œโ€ย I say. When what I really mean is,ย โ€œ.โ€

    (Text has been redacted for the safety of the author)

    So, there it is. Touch typing is infinitely faster and more accurate than two finger typing.

    But please, donโ€™t go! I didnโ€™t really come here to brag.

    My point is:

    โ€œWhy arenโ€™t they teaching touch typing in schools? Now that nearly everyone
    has a PC or laptop and can benefit from learning to type properly?โ€ 

    I have a child with dysgraphia.  Not well known in the community but think of it sort of like a cousin of dyslexia, and it also affects the ability to write and draw. But get him on the Xbox and his fingers are like lightening! 

    So get those fingers working for good rather than evil, I say! Give the boy touch typing lessons, please! And whilst youโ€™re at it, teach the rest of the class as well. They will thank you for it later when they go to secondary school, university, get a job, or dare I say it, become a writer. 

    The ability to put down on (virtual) paper, thoughts as they are forming in your head, without distracting the brain with the process of finding what you need on the keyboard is forever magical to me. I imagine it must be similar to those lucky people who can play a musical instrument without having to think about it. Or do a reverse, one and a half summersault in the pike position with two and a half twists from the three metre board. Muscle memory is a wonderful thing!

    I hated those black bibs we had to wear to cover our hands and the clunky old manual typewriters. And Iโ€™m afraid I donโ€™t even remember our typing teacher’s name. But Iโ€™m forever grateful that someone, back in the mid-seventies, thought I should learn to touch type. I just wish everyone would stop telling me not to put two spaces after a sentence! It’s stuck in my muscle memory.

  • Remembering Roast Dinners, Chocolate Fudge, and Ron Barassi

    Remembering Roast Dinners, Chocolate Fudge, and Ron Barassi

    Growing up in country Tasmania, in the 60โ€™s and 70โ€™s, we didnโ€™t have much in the way of sweet things in our house. I didn’t get the supermarket cakes or biscuits in my lunch box that my friends would get. It seemed like my mother was on a perpetual diet. And with four kids to feed, there wasn’t money to waste on luxury or unnecessary items. 

    And unlike the quintessential CWA mums, she wasnโ€™t much of a baker either. No lovely warm bread or homecooked biscuits for us. Donโ€™t get me wrong, Mum was a very good country cook. She could always produce a tasty dinner from anything, and very rarely followed any recipes. I certainly donโ€™t recall her experimenting with anything new from one of the few fancy dinner party cook books she owned. You know the ones. Greenish-toned coloured photos of prawns in silver goblets topped with orange sauce. Devils on Horseback and artfully sliced cantaloupe. Oh, how I wanted to make all those dishes. But thatโ€™s another story.

    In 1975 my mother found her 15 minutes of fame when several AFL coaches came knocking on our farm house door, all vying to recruit my eldest brother Nick, an exciting schoolboy footballer.

    Ron Barassi, the charismatic Australian football legend, was at the time coach of North Melbourne Football Club. He and club President Alan Aylett , flew in to Tassie, hired a car, got a bit lost and bogged in our neighbourโ€™s paddock, and finally arrived still in good spirits, to talk turkey. Mum served up a lunch of roast lamb with all the trimmings. I distinctly remember feeling rather impressed by the company at our table. Ron Barassi later complemented Mum in a newspaper article, praising the splendid meal and suggesting Nick may not want to leave Mums home cooking. From then on, we always fondly referred to him as Uncle Ron, as if we had some claim to him.

    In later years, after us kids all left home, Mum would expand her repertoire broadly, but back in those days on the farm, things were simple, tasty and nearly only ever savoury. So the few times Mum pulled out her navy blue, hand written recipe book, were times to celebrate. The book is chock filled with recipes, sweet and savory, written in pen in my motherโ€™s even slanting cursive writing. But itโ€™s only the sweet recipes that I can ever recall her using the book for.

    Golden Dumplings were a family favourite, and once old enough to cook, I was often called upon to whip up a saucepan full of those delicious sweet dumplings. Or, the strangely named family recipe called God Bless May which was a chocolate self saucing pudding. 

    But it wasnโ€™t all good in that book. There was another recipe that my mother seemed to like making, that was called Simplicity Cake. It was a quick, just chuck everything in, sort of chocolate cake recipe that had been passed to her from her mother in law. Truth is, I never really liked it much, it was kinda dry and uninteresting. But still, the scarcity of cake in our house, Iโ€™m sure I managed to chow down on a few pieces if one was there.

    So, if I had to pick just one that was the favourite for me and my three brothers, it would have to be Mumโ€™s Chocolate Fudge. 

    It was totally unlike anything else Iโ€™d ever eaten. Soft, sweet and chocolatey with a hint of texture, and a morishness that cannot be explained.

    Weโ€™d watch it bubble away on the stove, counting down the minutes. The effervescent mixture was then poured into the same square cake tin, known as the fudge tin. Oh, it was such a torment waiting for it to cool down enough to eat. 

    Finally mum would roughly hand cut the pieces into squares, and if you were quick, you could grab one of the bigger pieces. 

    My youngest brother, Rowan, now lives in the house I grew up in on the family farm. And as is fitting, the Blue Recipe Book has made its way home to the farm, so Rowan is the keeper of The Book. He gets called on to text through a photo of a required recipe. Brandy Sauce that goes on the Christmas Pudding is one that has been well circulated, depending on whoโ€™s hosting Christmas.

    I asked Rowan to take a photo of the Chocolate Fudge recipe. He sent it, in two parts because even though itโ€™s a very short recipe, it had been spread over 2 pages. So typical of my mother! You wouldnโ€™t want to start a new page and waste a couple of lines at the bottom of the last one. We cheekily referred to this and other frugal measures, as her being Half Scottish, which she was.) I asked if he could make it a little more artistic, and after some pics of the book next to randomly placed fruit and household objects, I think this one of the cover is his best effort. Sigh. 

    The pages are falling out and faded now, and there are any number of stains over the recipes, as is appropriate for any well loved cook book. 

    So, I hope you can see, the times of having Chocolate Fudge were very special indeed. A very decadent treat to be savoured. I asked Rowan if heโ€™d ever made it since, and he said he hadnโ€™t in case it didnโ€™t taste as good as he remembers it, when mum made it for us as kids. 

    Ok fair enough, but I canโ€™t be sharing a favourite recipe if I havenโ€™t tried it lately, so here we go.

    Chocolate Fudge

    Ingredients

    2 ยฝ cups sugar

    ยฝ cup milk

    ยผ lb butter (115 gms)

    2 teaspoons of cocoa

    1 teaspoon vanilla extract

    Method

    Boil the milk and sugar until the sugar dissolves, stirring occasionally.

    Add butter and cocoa and boil for 20 minutes.

    Add vanilla, remove from heat and beat.


    When I read this last line, I thought it said remove from heat and eat. So the beating got left out.

    Anyway it still turned out how I expected. Maybe a bit more grainy than I remembered or maybe that was just because I didnโ€™t beat it. But sweet, comforting and full of memories.

    So if you do make this, you need to think of it in context. A young girl living on a farm, with no cakes or biscuits, no corner store to run to, to get some mixed lollies or a Polly Waffle. And no trips to cafes or chocolateriesโ€ฆ, well you get it. 

    But having said all that, it still went down the bomb in my house. My 9 year old kept asking when would the chocolate fudge be ready. And when it finally set, he tried a piece, then right on cue, he sorted through the squares to pick out the biggest bit. 

    So maybe it is as good as I remember it!

  • Lian Tanner, Freudenfreude, and Pure Joy!

    Lian Tanner, Freudenfreude, and Pure Joy!

    I had an absolute ball last week, being a temporary and very unofficial Uber driver and guide to best selling, award winning, multilingually translated, and all round wonderful childrenโ€™s book author, Lian Tanner.

    Initially I was simply looking forward to a long overdue catch up with an old friend. I met Lian at drama school in Tasmania, ooh, nearly forty years ago? Which canโ€™t possibly be correct.

    I saw on her socials that she was doing a schools tour in Victoria on the back of her latest book, Spellhound, Dragons of Hallow. Immediately I asked my boyโ€™s school if they could book her. And then rather cheekily I asked Lian if she was able to speak to my writers group. The universe smiled on me and it was yeses all round!

    I had a sneaky back row seat as Lian Tanner led a most entertaining, often hilarious, interactive session with the children of our tiny, Sassafras Primary School. The kids were enthralled! I shouldn’t have been at all surprised that her acting skills shone through. They were getting a performance and a lesson in story writing all in one.

    A few days later Lian joined my writing group, Mountain Ash Chapter, in the Dandenong Ranges. We were all thoroughly enchanted by her enthusiasm, humour, knowledge, experience and generosity in sharing all this with us. We agreed we could have listened to her all day.

    Of course I couldnโ€™t resist the opportunity for a book signing and photo, like the fan girl I turn into, even when Iโ€™ve known the author more than half my life.

    On the drive back to the city, I was in seventh heaven having such a wealth of knowledge as my captive audience, or was I the captive audience? Writers love to talk about writing, and writers love to hear other writers talk about writing. I’m hoping it was symbiotic.

    We swapped stories of those indulgent days at drama school, where thoughts can become actions, and everyone else has to watch and listen. We tried to fill in the gaps of what our old classmates are doing now. For a small course at a Tasmanian Uni, thereโ€™s a lot whoโ€™ve gone on to have successful careers in the arts! Unfortunately I was not one of them. A traitor to my original passion, I went on to more study, gaining a Bachelor of Health Science, and a career as a Doctor of Chinese Medicine. Go figure.

    But now, Iโ€™m retired and story telling, writing and performing are calling me back. No, theyโ€™re yelling at me I think. Theyโ€™re shouting, โ€œfor the love of baby cheeses, woman, get writing, tic tock, tic tock!โ€

    “I am!” I yell back, “It’s just bloody slow work!”


    This blogette is not a review of Spellhound, A Dragons of Hallow Book, but just quietly, between us, it’s fabulous.

    A most gargantuan thank you ever goes out to Lian Tanner. To read more about her and her books go here.

    To find more info about Spellhound go here.

    To subscribe to more of my blogs and stories go here.

    To read pieces from writers at Mountain Ash Chapter, go here.

    #LianTanner #Spellhound #MountainAshChapter #UniversityofTasmania #notyellowface #Freudenfreud

  • Boudica, Chapter Three

    Boudica, Chapter Three

    Five Days Gone

    I look in the nesting boxes for the twelfth time today.  Still only 4 eggs.  My heart sinks once again.  

    There should be five eggs from five chickens. Zoe the darkest one, Ruby the flappiest one, Jules, the loudest singer of the egg celebration song, and Sandy the lightest one, both in colour and weight. And then thereโ€™s Boudica.  Boudica the Brave, Warrior Queen of all Chickens.  My chatty gardening companion during lockdown.  Always the first one to come into the kitchen if the door is open. And the one closest to my feet when Iโ€™m digging in the garden.  The one who hasnโ€™t been seen for 2 days.  I try to hold back tears but my eyes start prickling and my throat constricts.  Why is it always Boudica?  

    Each night I go out at dusk to tuck the chickens in to bed. This ranges from a gentle pat on the back of each one as I count that they are all inside the coop, to carrying them one by one from their self-proclaimed roost at the kitchen door, into their coop.

    Two days ago I return from the nightly tucking in with a worried face. 

    โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong?โ€ Asks the Husband Man.

    โ€œThereโ€™s a chicken missing.โ€

    โ€œWho is it?โ€

    I give a look that says it all.

    Boudica, itโ€™s always Boudica.

    So even though itโ€™s always been unfruitful in the past, I wander the garden with a torch calling out to Boudica. But come back alone.

    Every day I stare out the kitchen window, looking for the distinctive plumage of my special chooky friend. I check the nesting boxes and count the eggs.  I walk the back roads looking for Boudica. Calling out, and asking anyone I come across if theyโ€™ve seen a chicken anywhere, dead or alive. 

    โ€œFoxโ€™s probably got it,โ€ they invariably tell me.  Ok thatโ€™s helpful.  I never knew there were foxes here. Sigh.

    Somehow, I never feel that the fox had taken her. But I become more and more anxious as days passed. Many tears were shed as I longed for my chicken to return home.

    Five days later, Iโ€™m digging in the top garden. Hoeing up some potatoes and moving some rather boisterous Salvia that were monstering some of the more delicate plants.  As usual I am surrounded by chickens looking for something tasty to eat as I dig the soil. Looking down, making sure I donโ€™t accidentally chop off a head or toe with the hoe, I look at one of the chickens. 

    โ€œBoudica?โ€ I ask her, โ€œBoudica is that you?โ€ I can hardly believe my eyes, the chicken closest to my feet looks just like my Boudi. But then I count and only see four chickens and think I must be going crazy. Itโ€™s not her after all. Then the dogs come running up to the garden and the chickens disperse.

    An hour later, Iโ€™m in the kitchen. I have the door open and canโ€™t help but smile as one of the chickens takes advantage and boldly walks in to start pecking around for morsels. A few others start to follow, looking around the kitchen. Knowing the dogs are only going to round them up, I shoo them outside again.  One chicken is unphased by my shooing and has now wandered into the pantry.

    Staring, amazed, I know this chicken!

    โ€œWhat? No. Oh! No,โ€ but it is, โ€œBoudica! It is you!โ€ I look around and count, one, two, three, four, five chickens.  I swoop her up into my arms, insisting she tells me where sheโ€™s been!

    Floods of tears and much chicken squeezing later I send the photo below to Husband Man. 

    โ€œGuess whoโ€™s back?โ€ 

    Miraculously, after five days missing, she has returned as if nothing ever happened. Iโ€™ve got no idea where sheโ€™s been. And she still refuses to tell me.ย 

    Click here to read the next chapter of Boudica.

  • Boudica, Chapter Two

    Boudica, Chapter Two

    The Pandemic Years

    The girls were an unexpected source of joy, during our many months of lockdown.  Fortunately, I’d bought them just weeks before the lockdown. The time when our priorities changed and commodities like indoor plants, sourdough starter, puppies and chickens increased in rarity and consequently cost.

    Husband Man turns to the garden and landscapes like heโ€™s never landscaped before. Yep I mean, heโ€™s never landscaped before!

    This is the man who previously would delegate all handyman jobs to Phil. Phil has been a regular in our house. Actually has followed us around at least four houses and two states. Phil is sparing with his words, talks in a deep gravelly voice and is always calmly reassuring that no-one needs to worry their pretty little head. He’ll fix it. Phil is me.

    Then, like an overall clad Adonis, Husband Man is cutting down weedy trees, digging up earth, building retaining walls, and very impressive steps to get around it all!  And all the time, the chickens are there at his feet looking for some windfall, or earthbound, or whatever.  Worms, they are looking for worms.

    The Poppets play pirates with chickens perched on their shoulders. And let them come in to the kitchen for a cuddle and a feed. One night when a nasty storm is forecast they all come inside for safety. I think they look very cute and take some photos.

    Husband Man tells me not to put it on social media, “everyone will think we’re crazy,” he says.

    Luckily he doesn’t see anything on my blog.


    โ€œJesus H Rosevelt Christ! Can you get out of the way?โ€ 

    This is me. Blundstones, very ancient overalls and a hoe in hand.  Yes Iโ€™ve become Claire from the Outlander stories.  Iโ€™ve planted potatoes, and trying to plant more veggies, fruit trees and bee plants to sustain us through the famine.  But every throw of the hoe is like a lottery of whoโ€™s head or feet might fall!

    โ€œBoudica! Seriously! Moooove!  Sandy, Zoe, oh my lordy lord youโ€™re all ridiculous!โ€ 

    But I smile and move to another spot to dig, until they catch up with me there.


    โ€œHello!โ€ I open the kitchen door to five chickens all borking at me on the back step.

    โ€œWhatโ€™s up?โ€

    โ€œBork, bork, bork.โ€

    โ€œTreats?  You want treats?โ€

    โ€œBork, bork.โ€

    โ€œOkay, here you go, pepitas, you love them! Sesame seeds, mmmmm. Left over gluten free spagetti! Oh yeah, thatโ€™s good. No donโ€™t come in. The dogs will get annoyed.  Oh youโ€™re coming in.  Thereโ€™s nothing here!  Ok maybe that bit of stuff in the corner, but seriously the dogs wonโ€™t like it.โ€

    Bark bark bark bark, squark squark bork bork becack!!

    โ€œI did try and warn you.โ€

    Any time I leave the kitchen door open, is an opportunity to come inside looking for bits or a pat. Boudica is always the first in and the last to leave, and has no fear of the dogs or cat. “Boudica, you’re too curious and brave for your own good!”

    Maybe it’s the lack of human interaction in our lockdown, or maybe I’m just a crazy chicken lady not that vigilant at keeping doors closed. But chicken chats in the kitchen become a fairly regular part of my week. And so the girls continue to enrich our lives both inside and out of our home. 


    With Lockdown rules we’re restricted to travel far from home or have social gatherings with other people.  But we can exercise and we can do that with a companion. My good friend Kathryn suggests a ride with the kids along a bike trail not far from home.  Yep thatโ€™s within the rules, even though we have to go through a police checkpoint to get to our starting location. I try not to think of The Handmaids Tale as we pass through.  I know Iโ€™m not subject to such torture and inequity as this dystopian story, but the feeling of trepidation going through checkpoints is real.

    Early on the bike ride Kathryn’s beautiful kind hearted daughter is bought to tears at finding a dead bird on the track. It prompts me to sadly tell my friend that I think Iโ€™ve finally lost Boudica. 

    There was one chicken missing when I went to lock them in last night.  Boudica, itโ€™s always Boudica. She didnโ€™t come home.  I searched our block and beyond, calling out โ€œBoudi! Boudi? โ€œ But came home tearful and empty handed.

    When we stop to catch our breath at the end of the trail, I notice a message on my phone.  Itโ€™s a photo of the girl child who stayed at home, holding a dishevilled looking chicken!  Boudica!

    I nearly can’t believe it! Somehow, girl child, who I’ve never known to enter the wild garden part of our property has discovered Boudica caught up in some chicken wire, of all things. Thank you Poppet, I don’t know how you ever found her!

    Oh Boudica, thatโ€™s third time lucky!  

    Click here to read the next chapter of Boudica.

  • Boudica

    Boudica

    Prologue

    As I sit here in front of the fire with a chicken in my arms, I remember some of the stories this sweet girl and I have shared. Now I type like a woman possessed to share some of these tales with you.

    Chapter One

    Here I am, head down, bum up, in the familiar downward facing mountain gardener pose.  Stretching as far as I possibly can to snip off that errant blackberry snaking through the peonies.  โ€œOw, you bastard,โ€ I say to nobody but the blackberry as its long tail swings around and catches me on the shoulder.

    Thereโ€™s a familiar grumbling โ€œborkโ€ behind me, as if in sympathy.  

    โ€œIs that you Boudica?โ€  

    โ€œBorkโ€ she replies.

    โ€œAre you having a good time?  Rich pickinโ€™s here!โ€  I turn and see that it is indeed Boudica.  Sheโ€™s scratching around in the garden bed I just finished weeding.  Iโ€™ve dug out some of the more vigorous or invasive plants, like the Stachys byzantina (lambs ears), and some Euphorbia (spurge), careful not to get any of its irritating sap on my skin. My weeding makes it easier for her to look for worms and other tasty treats in the soil.

    Boudica – full name Boudica the Brave Warrior Queen of all Chickens, is my constant garden companion.  Her sisters will join in when they know there is something tasty to be had.  But Boudica is just always one step behind me, making her quiet bork noises now and then, just to make sure I know she is there and chat with her.

    She didnโ€™t always have such a lofty title. My daughter originally called her Jane.  But, after her second scrape with death, I changed it to Boudica. Named after the warrior Queen of the Iceni people, also known as Boadicea, the Welsh Queen and Boudicca the Queen of Britain.

    Her first dice with death (the chicken, not Queen Boudica) she shares with two of her sister chickens.  Three neighbouring dogs come into our backyard and snatch up one chicken each and run through our next door neighbours block and into their lair.  My neighbour calls me, alarmed at what she has just seen, and together we look around for the chickens.

    Jean finds Zoe hiding in a pile of her Agapanthus leaves. Then Hazel appears home a few hours later.  

    After a day of looking Iโ€™ve given up hope of Jane returning and respectfully ask my remorseful neighbour to look and see if there is a chicken carcass in her dog’s pen.

    But Jane said โ€œNot today.โ€ 

    Iโ€™m not sure that Iโ€™ve ever bawled louder happy tears than when she slowly made her way up the steep embankment to the flat area of the chicken pen.

    In the following weeks we unfortunately lose Hazel.  A pile of feathers on our drive way, and our sweet natured chookie friend is seen no more. I suspect the dogs returned to finish the job.

    A few weeks later,  I get another phone call from Jean.

    โ€œIt didnโ€™t look good,โ€ she warns me.

    One of the dogs had pounced on a hen near her window, and took off down our drive with flapping chicken in his mouth.

    My youngest and I head down the drive following the feathers like Hansel and Gretal. Hoping for best but expecting the worst, we head off the road and into the thickest and most overgrown area of our property. 

    โ€œLook, there!โ€ points the boy at another pile of feathers.

    We change direction down another path, looking into shrubbery for signs of chicken, dead or alive.

    โ€œShhh! Whatโ€™s that?โ€ I say.

    A soft borking noise is coming from a mound of strappy leaves.  I move the foliage with a stick and can hardly believe it when I see some orange feathers.

    โ€œIn there! Can you get her?โ€ I ask my younger and more nimble companion.

    He crawls in and gently picks her up, and carries her for the 90 metres back to the chicken pen.  Iโ€™m doing a strange gulping, trying not to cry.  This time partly from joy and partly fear about the damage already done and huge bald patches where she has shed her feathers in her attempts to escape her preditors jaws.

    I give her a once over and canโ€™t see any damage so leave her to triumphantly greet her sister chickens.  

    Miraculously, Jane survives her second attack and the feathers that grow back are a sweet honey colour contrasting against her original marmalade, leaving her with a beautiful striped plumage.


    โ€œTheyโ€™re all back except for Boudica!โ€ I say to my daughter the following week, as we round up the chickens for bed.

    โ€œWe donโ€™t have a chicken called Boudica.โ€

    โ€œYes we do.  Oh here she comes!  Boudica, why are you always the last to come home?โ€

    I give her a hug and carry her to the hen house for bed.

    And so, we crown her Boudica the Brave, Warrior Queen of all Chickens. A title she proves over and over that she is worthy of.


    “See, you won’t be forgotten,” I whisper in her ear. She looks around for a bit, then relaxes back onto my chest.

    “You go when you’re ready,” I tell her. “You’ve been the best chicken ever. I don’t know what I would have done through those lock down years if it wasn’t for you.”

  • In Defence of Crochet

    In Defence of Crochet

    Letโ€™s play a word association game.
    I say: Crochet.
    You say: โ€ฆโ€ฆ?
    I bet many of you said, or at least thought, Granny.

    This is ok, you can think what you want. And some will know that the Granny Square, an old and sacred part of the whole crochet tradition, is enjoying a fashion resurgence. But itโ€™s not all about Granny Squares. And it’s not only grannies who crochet.

    I was a child when I first learnt to crochet. My Great Aunt Mary, who was a prodigious crocheter of large granny blankets, taught me. As far as Iโ€™m aware, neither of my actual grannies ever crocheted.

    There are so many things you can make other than a Granny Square. For me itโ€™s about the craft, not so much the finished item. You might want something simple and repetitive, to help relax and unwind.

    Or in the case of this blanky here, that took many years of my life to complete, you might want a challenge, something with new stitches to learn and complex design.

    Or other times you have a project with purpose – make a baby blanket for a new arrival in the family, a cute little amigurumi critter for a friends little one, or as I volunteered to do, make a table full of yellow beanies for our trivia team of minions.

    All we need is a Competition Reality TV show that can popularise crochet like The Great Pottery Showdown did with pottery and we can save this wonderful fibre craft from a possible slow extinction.

    Blanky Specs

    • This blanket is made using Rowan Wool Cotton yarn, and Drops Cotton Merino, when I took too long making it and the Rowan was deleted.
    • The interior section is Sophie’s Garden designed by Dedri Uys from Look at What I Made.
    • The middle rows are Around the Bases designed by ChiChi Allen from Keito Palette.
    • The outer rows are either repeats from Around the Bases or my own design. I had trouble finishing this blanket. I just kept going making up more rows until I could mentally and physically put her to bed.

    Ravelry link to Sophie’s Garden Pattern

    Ravelry link to Around the Bases

  • The Boy and the Azure Sky

    The Boy and the Azure Sky

    The boyโ€™s orange shorts stand out against the azure sky
    He has one foot on his skateboard
    as it balances on the lip of the bowl
    I crouch down low to film his first drop-in on my phone.
    Beyond the grey cement, Iโ€™m distracted by the immense vastness of everything above us
    A few clouds like cotton wool hang suspended in the blue.
    Simpsonsโ€™ clouds we call them,
    But mostly itโ€™s just sky, so much sky.

    The boy is still looking down into the bowl
    Itโ€™s the tiniest drop Iโ€™ve ever seen
    Couldnโ€™t be any more than fifty centimetres from top to bottom
    with a gentle curve, to help the junior skater get on their way.
    He angles the board down,
    lets it go,
    watches it roll to the bottom.
    Looks back at me
    โ€œYou can do it!โ€ I say.
    โ€œYou do it then,โ€œ he challenges.
    โ€œNo. I donโ€™t have the right shoes on.โ€

    I look up through the camera on my phone to the sky
    Take a few photos of different shades of blue.
    Itโ€™s that strong winter blue you get when thereโ€™s no summer haze to soften it.
    The boy sets up and looks down again.
    Go onโ€ฆ

    This child used to have no fear.
    Would climb on roofs, up trees, jump off high ledges.
    I donโ€™t know whether to be pleased with the change to his risk taking
    or sad that the spark has somehow been extinguished.
    Either through failure, judgement or well-meaning adults saying
    Be Careful!
    Donโ€™t do that!
    Youโ€™ll
    hurt
    yourself.

    We try it different ways.
    Under the azure sky,
    he looks down to the grey cement hole.
    โ€œWhat if you skate around a bit and then just drop-in, on the move?โ€
    I shrug
    He gives it a go
    but baulks again
    It wonโ€™t be today

    His gut has already decided that.
    No amount of standing at the brink, looking down
    will end with success today.
    But one day.
    One day heโ€™ll look up
    His desire
    will override the fear
    the body will follow
    Then the sky
    is the limit.